Credibility in Early Primary States
Well, well... the polls are out in Iowa and New Hampshire and it looks like all my money has paid off. I'm ahead in the polls in those two states because I've spent a boatload of money (and free cat food) there over the past several months. It just goes to show you that any election can be bought... but I'm a billionaire so I don't care how much it costs. Hurrah for me!