Everybody Loves a Hypocrite

McCat and some of my other challengers have called me a hypocrite on immigration simply because my father was born in Mexico. But it's not like he was some dirty wetback. His parents were from England so he wasn't really Mexican. So, that makes it okay, right? And he may have illegally come to America, but that was a long time ago. I'm not sure there were even immigration laws back then so it probably wasn't even illegal. Just don't get me started about polygamy and the reason he was born in Mexico, okay?