A Vote for Satan?
In Florida, televangelist Bill Keller told his 2.4 million e-mail subscribers: "If you vote for Mittens Romney, you are voting for Satan!" Whether or not that's true, I ask you, would a vote for Satan be such a bad thing? Hey, if Satan were in charge, we'd have some good parties and fun times. Vote for me! Kittens know how to have fun. Let the good times roll.