07 February 2008

Independent Kitten

Since y'all are too stupid in the Republican party to nominate me for president, I have decided to run as an independent. God wants me to save America in these last days and I'll do whatever it takes to do so.

06 February 2008

Utah Likes Me, They Really Like Me!

Did you know Utah has more cats per capita than any other state in the nation? Neither did I until they all voted for me last night. I got 88% of the vote in Utah! They like me, they really, really like me.

03 February 2008

Don't Count Maine Out!

I won the Maine Republican Caucus on Saturday. I think this officially makes me the frontrunner. If I win all the small states, I can still beat that old coot. Get lost McCain.