31. MAY 2006


Check out this funny comic strip!  Armed groups from Latin America are coming to attack us! Huh? What?? Senator Hatch said so. Well, everyone knows Hatch is a NUTCAKE!
View Senator Hatch's speech about Armed Groups from Latin America on YouTube.






30. MAY 2006


Check out this funny comic strip! Weren't Mormons persecuted for non-traditional marriage? Uh oh. Where is this going? And now they want to persecute gay people who want to get married!??
Today, Smarmy was despondent when he read this NEWS RELEASE from the Mormon Church.






26. MAY 2006


Check out this funny comic strip! Taylor Hicks joins Fantasia and Ruben Studdard... On what? The list of American Idol winners whose albums no one will buy.








25. MAY 2006


Check out this funny comic strip! What was Annette Bening doing singing on American Idol last night?? Annette Bening? That was Clay Aiken, not Annette Bening. Those two are so hard to tell apart!

Today Smarmy was inspired by those crazy gals at Go Fug Yourself.






24. MAY 2006


I'm going to buy the new Dixie Chicks album. Is it any good?  Dunno. I just like their politics.






18. MAY 2006


Jesus was offended by your comment. That Silly Jesus! He needs to stop hiding out in the closet with Tom Cruise.







17. MAY 2006


The Da Vinci Code is pure, unadulterated crap. How so? Jesus is clearly gay!
Today's comic was somewhat inspired by MouseWax. It was a starting point for Smarmy.






2. MAY 2006




Today's comic is a commentary on this news item about a 104-year-old woman in Malaysia who recently married her 21ST HUSBAND, a 33-year-old man. She must have some charisma.