First ABC (Barbara Walters) fires Star Jones from 'The View' and then gets all upset because Jones announced she was leaving the show 2 days prior to when Babs wanted her to announce it.
Big f---in' deal, Ms. Wawa. Who cares? Why get your panties in a bunch over that!?

Sen. Rick Santorum held a press conference the other day to say he'd found the missing Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. If you don't know what Santorum means, visit this site.

See the crazy ass Connie Chung farewell video.

*C-F-A-D = "Cute from a distance" (but not up close).

Benji Schwimmer, contestant on "So You Think You Can Dance?", keeps going on ad nauseum about how he served a Mormon mission for 2 years and his girlfriend left him while he was away. YAWN!

*See pic of Steve Ballmer (CEO of Microsoft), who is Uncle Fester

See the video and hear the Paris Hilton song for yourself.

Another case of mistaken identity.

A Hindu woman in India recently married a cobra and now anti-gay marriage advocates are using this as a reason not to allow gay people to marry.

Mormons have been actively campaigning for a ban on gay marriages. Well, Smarmy thinks we should ban their marriages and see how they like it.