SMARMY comics: July 2006

26. JULY 2006

Smarmy Comics! People mag just reported that Lance Bass has come out as gay... and that he's dating Reichen Lehmkuhl of the Amazing Race. This was old news in 1996.

21. JULY 2006

Smarmy Comics! I just got spam addressed to Jesus which said:

19. JULY 2006

Check out Smarmy Comics! Rep. Gingrey said God has spoken very clearly on the issue of gay marriage... *BLINK BLINK* Hmmm... I can't find that in my bible.

For more pithy oneliners from Gingrey and other US. Reps, check this out.

10. JULY 2006

Smarmy Comics! Did you see the World Cup final? Uhhh... You mean the Ultimate Headbutt Competition!??

VIDEO:If you somehow missed it, see the Zidane headbutt video here.

7. JULY 2006

Smarmy Comics on Enron: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? That Ken Lay conveniently died before he was sentenced to jail... Yah, I bet he's in Aruba by now.

6. JULY 2006

Check out Smarmy Comics! Apparently Ann Coulter has been caught plagiarizing... BLINK BLINK What!? She couldn't make up all that hate speech on her own!??

Ann Coulter has been found to plagiarize others' works in both her recent book and in her newspaper column.

5. JULY 2006

Check out Smarmy Comics! So... North Korea has been testing missles. BLINK. BLINK. They saw that Connie Chung video, too, eh!?!???

Clearly the only reason North Korea could be developing missles is to destroy Connie Chung, Smarmy thinks.