SMARMY comics: December 2006

26. DECEMBER 2006

SMARMY COMICS! What doing? Getting ready to watch some fights on TV. Fights? Yah, today is Boxing Day, silly!

Labels: Boxing Day, fights

25. DECEMBER 2006

SMARMY COMICS! Merry Assmas! *BLINK, BLINK* I belong to a sect which worships the donkey Mary rode on... So we say 'Merry Assmas!'

Labels: Assmas, donkey, Mary, worship

15. DECEMBER 2006

SMARMY COMICS!! *BLINK, BLINK* *BLINK, BLINK* Ahhh... Sissel was so good, I'm speechless.

Last night, I went to see Sissel in a huge concert with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

Labels: Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Sissel

14. DECEMBER 2006

SMARMY COMICS! Did you hear? There's another gay pastor in Denver. What? Are all evangelical pastors gay? Don't look at me. I had nothing to do with this.

Labels: Denver, evangelical, gay, pastor

13. DECEMBER 2006

SMARMY COMICS! You know any ways I can make a little cash? Your current career choice not working out so well? Marry Paul McCartney and then divorce him a few years later for $240 million.

12. DECEMBER 2006

SMARMY COMICS!! You'd better watch out. You'd better not cry. You'd better not pout. I'm telling you why... Sissel is coming to town! *BLINK BLINK*

My favorite singer Sissel is coming to my hometown in two days for a huge Christmas concert with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. So, naturally I'm excited. ;)

11. DECEMBER 2006

SMARMY COMICS! There was something I was going to tell you, but I forgot what it was. Hmmm... Did you remember what it is, yet? Nope.

9. DECEMBER 2006

SMARMY COMICS! So, that really great comic MouseWax has a link to us now. Oh no!!! Now we're going to have to come up with new comics more often.