SMARMY comics: September 2009

30. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: Roman Polanski was finally arrested after 30 years on the lam. Good! Maybe now they'll capture Osama bin Laden.

Labels: Osama bin Laden, Roman Polanski

29. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: The Mormon church says they reserve the right to refuse access to their plaza to any person. In other words, gay people. I reserve the right to refuse Mormons access to my property. In other words, stop your missionaries from knocking on my door.

Labels: gay, LDS plaza, missionaries, Mormons

28. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: What's going on? *blink blink* I got nothin.

25. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: Elder Bruce Hafen of the Mormon church said being gay isn't in a person's DNA. Uhhh... Neither is being Mormon.

Labels: DNA, gay, Mormons

24. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: John Bolton said Obama's speech to the U.N. was the most anti-Israel. If John Bolton said that... then Obama's speech must have made sense.

Labels: Barack Obama, Israel, John Bolton, U.N.

23. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: Glenn Beck now claims he would've voted for Hillary Clinton over McCain. As if! Glenn Beck is batshit insane.

Just to be clear, Smarmy doesn't think it would be insane to vote for Hillary... but Glenn Beck claiming HE would vote for Hillary is an insane lie.

Labels: Glenn Beck, Hillary Clinton, Katie Couric

22. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: Obama was on the David Letterman show last night. Oh, yah? Did they throw watermelons off the roof of the White House?

Smarmy misses the days when David Letterman used to throw fruit and various things off the roofs of buildings.

Labels: Barack Obama, David Letterman, Watermelons, White House

21. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: So, let me get this straight... Private insurance companies need to make money... more than Americans need access to quality health care???

*Thanks to Allan Uthman for inspiring Smarmy today.

Labels: health care, private health insurance, reform

18. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: Apparently, Obama killed the Star Wars program. What??? I thought George Lucas did that a long time ago.

*Obama scraps Star Wars missile defense

Labels: Barack Obama, Eastern Europe, George Lucas, missile defense, Star Wars

17. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: Mary of Peter, Paul & Mary just died. Now they're just Peter & Paul. This has been the Summer of our Dead Celebrities.

Labels: dead celebrities, Peter Paul and Mary

16. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: Pres. Jimmy Carter said racism is behind all the animosity towards Pres. Obama. So true! I don't think they can stand that he's a black man clearly smarter than they are.

Labels: Barack Obama, Jimmy Carter, racism, Republicans, Southerners

15. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: When Lady Gaga accepted her VMA award, she said This is for God and the Gays. Weird combo! Yah, I don't want to share that shoutout with that fictitious bigot in the sky.

Labels: award show, gay, Gays, God, Lady Gaga, MTV, VMAs

14. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: What doing? Having a Tea Party! A Tea Party!?? Ya, I heard a whole bunch of people around the country were having tea parties. So, I decided to have one, too.

Labels: #tcot, 9/12, protests, Republicans, Tea Party

11. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: So, not only is Obama a Socialist, but he's also a liar! What makes you think that!?!?? Joe Wilson said so.

Labels: Barack Obama, Joe Wilson, liar, Nutcakes, SPEECH, You Lie

10. SEPTEMBER 2009

Labels: Barack Obama, Fascist, Nutcakes, SOCIALIST, SPEECH

9. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: Obama warned the school kids about using Facebook. Oh no, he didn't dis' my bestie! Obama is such a fascist! *Blink Blink*

Labels: Barack Obama, EDUCATION, Facebook, Fascist, SPEECH

8. SEPTEMBER 2009

SMARMY COMICS: LAURA BUSH SAID IT WAS OKAY FOR OBAMA TO SPEAK TO THE SCHOOL CHILDREN. OHHH??? WELL, IT MUST BE OKAY THEN.

Labels: Barack Obama, EDUCATION, Laura Bush, Nutcakes, SPEECH

7. SEPTEMBER 2009

Labels: Barack Obama, EDUCATION, Nutcakes, SOCIALIST, SPEECH